I used to work in a waffle shop,
now I just waffle.



Welcome to my website!

My name is Umberto Schramm and I’m a writer, journalist in training and author of the non-fiction book The Happy Prisoner.

Apart from prison reform, four topics that interest me in particular and that I see as our greatest current societal challenges are:

  • The rise of the far right and normalisation of racism


The goal of figures like Elon Musk, JD Vance, Nigel Farage and Stephen Lennon aka Tommy Robinson is to make racism and the discrimination of minorities to be acceptable and commonplace in society.

Their ideal society involves abolishing human rights and equality, freedom of speech, the free press, an independent judiciary and the rule of law, as well as rejecting the principles of science and the existence of an objective truth.
And they are winning: A wave of support for hard- right views is sweeping across the Western World.

In Germany, less than a century after the worst atrocities in human history committed under the Nazi regime, nearly a third of the population according to some recent polls want the fascist AfD, led by Hitler- admirers, to form the next government. This is not just unbelievable, utterly shocking and extremely worrying; it is also the normalisation of what would been seen as disgusting and unacceptable in German society just a decade ago. I’m hearing more and more Germans – even friends and family- defend and minimise the AfD, claiming they’re not actually as extreme and dangerous as they are, which makes me feel like I’m in some strange Twilight Zone.

In the UK, leading politicians of the Conservative party are openly expressing xenophobic lies that would have once been the reserve of the British National Party. And they do so without shame and receive little backlash from the media and the public.

In a recent poll, 36% of the British public have stated that they consider only those born in Britain truly British. This in practice means that if you move to the UK, regardless of how well you integrate and how long you live here, you can never be fully accepted as British. This is not just deeply hurtful and damaging to community cohesion; it also makes millions of people who make this country great unwelcome. It also completely ignores the fact that absolutely nobody is originally from Britain – all humans are originally from Africa if you want to be precise.
The fact that just two years ago 81% of people stated that being British meant more than just being born here, shows how much of a negative influence the rise of extreme right has on public opinion and on society.

The reasons why people drift to the far right are complex but ultimately boil down to the same problem everywhere: Life is getting worse and harder for 99% of us. We have to work harder in order to afford less. Whereas once a full-time job guaranteed a certain standard of living, this is not the case anymore. People feel (rightly) let down by the main parties, who have overseen this drop in living standards over the last few decades.

The tragedy is then that the parties that voters flock to out of protest will make things considerably worse. The reason all our lives are getting worse is because of unprecedented wealth inequality (see below). There is plenty of money – more than ever- the problem is just that it is more and more concentrated in the hands of the 0.5% richest, at the expense of public finances and everyone else.

Voting for hard- right parties, rather than being the solution to people’s problems, will make things considerably worse. Farage in the UK – backed by billionaire donors- would further cut taxes for the richest, whilst cutting public spending, benefits and trying to dismantle the NHS. Trump with this Big Disgraceful Bill, is giving ever more tax cuts to multi-billionaires, whilst making the lives of millions of lower-income Americans worse by cutting access to Medicaid, food banks and other benefits.  To further understand what drives people to support the far right and what can be done against this worrying trend, the work of Hope Not Hate is invaluable. Have a look at my review of Nick Lowle’s book: “How to Defeat the Far Right”.

  • The deceitful promise of AI and increasing influence of the tech oligarchy


“I can do evil shit today because the future that I’m imagining will be so wonderful.”

We are being fed the lie that AI will be the solution to all our problems. All we have to do is to give more money and power to tech companies like OpenAI and we’re on the way to a wonderful utopia where all the miniscule problems of the present such as environmental destruction, global heating, poverty, famine, disease, endless wars, you name it; will fade away.

But wait, there is of course the alignment problem: What if this AI becomes so powerful – and isn’t actually aligned with human interests and morals – that it will see humanity as a cancer and destroy it for the betterment of the planet (or its own advancement) in a scenario well known to everyone from sci-fi stories such as Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

The solution to this entirely fictional problem would of course NOT BE to stop all development of AI. No, it would be to monitor and control all ‘dangerous and bad’ agents of AI whilst trusting the ‘good guys’ to solve the problem for humanity by giving them more influence and power.

And who would these ‘good guys’ be? You guessed it correctly; they’re the Elon Musks and Sam Altmans of the world, the saviours of mankind.

Meanwhile, back in the real world, the development of AI is causing some actually existing problems. There’s the environmental footprint and enormous water usage of massive data centres that are being built everywhere. The loss of jobs – especially entry-level jobs- being replaced by AI, as well as the enshittification of the work place as companies think they can get away with hiring fewer people and paying them less for the same amount of work. The ultimate goal for many companies of using AI is to replace as many workers as possible and thereby increase profits whilst reducing costs (and the nuisance of having to deal with such things as workers’ rights).
The large scale plagiarism of artistic and intellectual property used to train AI models. Artists are being made redundant by the very programs that have stolen their work in the first place.
Apart from that there is the systemic gender and racial bias baked into these algorithms, leading to disastrous consequences for minorites in criminal justice or evn healthcare where these programs are applied. (As an example, facial recognition software is vastly more inaccurate identifying black faces compared to white ones.)

And then there is the fact that the only thing that makes the LLM models already developed even remotely economical (even though they lose vast sums of money) is the large-scale exploitation of workers from poor countries, mostly in Africa, where people are paid a dollar an hour or less to train models or to moderate content, often resulting in significant trauma and lasting damage to mental health.
In rich countries, however, people seem to put a bizarre amount of trust into programs like ChatGPT and use them as confidante, therapist or doctor, often with disastrous consequences to mental health that can lead as far as suicide.

We’ve already seen the devastating impact that social media has had on the health on a whole generation of young people and we will see the same with programs such as ChatGPT.

But of course, all these issues are miniscule, inconsequential bumps on the road that will be all worth it once AI has ushered in a new paradise on Earth and magically eliminated all these problems.
 

We have to call out this bullshit and expose people like Elon Musk and Sam Altman for what they really are: Megalomaniacs who have no interest in anything other than their own advancement.
Elon Musk only wants to save humanity if he is the one who can be our saviour and lead us to Mars. If it can’t be him, then he’d rather we go to hell. 

To understand how the utter crackpot ideas of the tech elite – all lovingly summarised in the acronym TESCREAL – came to dominate the world, read my article or my review of: “More Everything Forever” by Adam Becker.

  • Unprecedented wealth inequality and resulting erosion of democracy

When you mention wealth inequality and that the ultra-rich should be taxed more, you will sooner or later be accused of being jealous, of being a socialist or possibly even a communist. You are then being told that socialism doesn’t work and that we have ample proof of that in the fall of the Soviet Union and countless other failed socialist States.

That might well be the case, but a completely free market left to its own devices doesn’t work either.
We have proof of that in the financial crashes of 1929 and 2008. The capitalist market works best during times of strong regulation, government spending and oversight such as during Roosevelt’s New Deal. And whenever the market becomes too unregulated, it starts eating itself, which is what we are seeing today.

Nowhere is this more apparent as in the US. It is still the richest country on the planet, yet the average living standard is much lower than it is in poorer but more equal societies. Millions of Americans cannot afford the basics or even health insurance, despite working full-time and often having to work several jobs.
Since 1975, nearly 80 trillion dollars in wealth were transferred from 90% of Americans to the richest 1%. Meanwhile, CEO wages have risen from 20-30 times that of the average worker in the 1970s, to today more than 300 times, in many cases much more.
In the UK, the 50 richest families own more than half of the population (34 million people) combined. Imagine a small village or a ballroom. Have a look around this ballroom with a few hundred people and imagine that they own more than half the country and you can imagine the scale of inequality. Yet somehow this unbelievable level of inequality seems to go entirely unnoticed.

But of course there is a reason that it goes unnoticed. Lobby groups and advocates of the free market will point to the fact that inequality is the natural order of things and necessary for economic growth. It’s not the fault of the rich that they became rich, after all they’ve worked hard for what they have, and trying to rebalance this ‘natural order’ would lead to decline by rewarding laziness and stifling growth.

In fact, there is absolutely nothing ‘natural’ about wealth inequality. Wealth inequality was engineered by political decisions taken since the 1970s which step by step rewarded the richest and punished everyone else. What was created was a form of socialism for the 1% and rugged harsh capitalism for everyone else.
Today, if you earn 100k a year, you will have to pay a large chunk of that in tax and if you refuse to do so, lose your job and maybe go to prison.
If you’re a billionaire however, you will not have to pay much tax thanks to tax havens and all kinds of loopholes.
Equally, if you’re Amazon, Meta or Alphabet, you also don’t have to pay much tax, despite making billions of profit and being valued in trillions. If governments try to make you pay your fair share of tax, rather than doing the right thing everyone else has to do, you will threaten them with shutting down all your cloud services and thereby bringing the country to a standstill.
And you will win. You’re now more powerful than governments of major economies, who have allowed this to happen by not regulating you.
Which explains why the current Labour government will not introduce a wealth tax or anything that might limit the undue power of large corporations and big business.

Why large corporations don’t understand that they’re umtimately killing the economy and thereby themselves is another question that can probably best be answered by looking at the fable of the scorpion and the frog.
To understand more about how we all came to believe in the fable of Neoliberalism, have a look at Anna Bocca’s great videos.

Or read my article on how neoliberalism led to the Assholification of America, culminating in the presidency of the greatest asshole in US history.

  • Accelerating environmental destruction and political resignation in the fight to combat global heating

Imagine the International Federation of Fire Fighters (IFFF) published their manifesto for 2026, running at hundreds of pages, and the word ‘water’ would be entirely missing. That would strike you as odd, given the important role water plays in the work of fire fighters.

Yet at COP 30, held this year in Brazil, this is exactly what happened. Not one mention of the word ‘fossil fuels’.

This sums up the current situation. It seems we have hit a wall.
Governments have mostly given up in light of the fact that the opposite objectives of free market capitalism and protecting the environment cannot be reconciled and that both government as well as environmentalist are completely powerless against the force of sheer corporate power.
As more and more of us are struggling with rising costs and lower pay, it becomes harder and harder to see the environment as a priority.
The fact that the president of the US is a climate change denier and that virtually all far-right parties deny climate science or underplay its importance, are big drivers of making things worse.

The appeal is obvious. It’s a kind of wishful thinking. Wouldn’t life be so much better and easier if global heating and the destruction of the environment didn’t exist? It would be so much more convenient, which is why so many would like to believe it.

But the fact is that just because we deny facts, they don’t go away. The destruction of our world is a very real problem and it’s not going away. Quite the opposite, it’s getting worse. But there can be a brighter future. Even though it might not always seem like it, the solutions are there right in front of our eyes. The same forces that are increasing inequality and making our lives miserable are also the same forces that are destroying the environment and making life miserable for all living beings on the planet.  

A passion for writing

Here are some examples of what I can write for you:

Website copy

Engagingly written, to the point, and SEO optimised for high google search ranking.

Sales letters & e-mails

Written with panache and the AIDA principle.

Advertorials

Informative and entertaining, but always with CTA.

Press releases

Are you opening a new business? Releasing a book?
No problem, I can write a compelling press release.

Blog posts

Here it’s the substance that matters.

Article and content writing

Anything else and any longer articles. Writing is mon metier.

What makes me different?

Why should you choose me?

German precision

  • Razor-sharp copy
  • Concise and to the point
  • No fluff or Gelaber

Italian passion

  • The joy of bringing words to life
  • Curiosity & creativity = bliss
  • The excitement of coming up with great ideas

“German precision and Italian passion- Good writing needs both.”

Ernest Hemingway

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